effervescentvibes:

punchdrunklove:

ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid:

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that

The american government #landofthefreemyass

effervescentvibes:

punchdrunklove:

ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid:

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that

The american government #landofthefreemyass

(via lifeisanasshole)


fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

(via lifeisanasshole)


There is no such thing as a perfect life. As you live, unexpected events occur, and irreversible mistakes are made.
Anonymous (via bonus)

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Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her
10 word story (via bl-ossomed)

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voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via contradic-tion)


kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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